her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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