bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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