I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
me + whiskey = a bad person
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
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Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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