Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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