she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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