I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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