Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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