I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
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Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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