you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
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I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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