Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
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...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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