if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
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