god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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