How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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