He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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