dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
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So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
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Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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