She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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