I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He did a backflip because drugs
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