My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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