Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
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Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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