So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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