Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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