return my video game
I wanna passion pit in your ass
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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