just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
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I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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