im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
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Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
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Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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