Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
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so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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