i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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