I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
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The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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