you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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