Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
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Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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