Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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