oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
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you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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