so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
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pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
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