singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My feet surprised me
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