i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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