If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
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I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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