you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
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I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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