I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
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