Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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