Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
FUCK WHALES
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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