Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Randomize