I wish I could teleport
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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