you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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