So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
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This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
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Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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