Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Ikea night.
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If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
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She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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