She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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