so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
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There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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