Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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