Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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