omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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