2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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