is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
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NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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